Best Dad Jokes

Winning Dad Jokes from our previous Father’s Day contests

People often ask me what my job is like as an elevator operator...
it has it's ups and downs…
- Justin LeBlanc, The Woodlands

 

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes a car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
-Brook R, Conroe TX

Why did the pencil stink?
Because it’s a No. 2.
-Christie R., Allen TX

What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor.
-Diana M., Alpharetta GA

Where did the pirate get his hook?
The second hand store.
-Eric P., Coppell TX

If a child refuses to sleep during naptime…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
-Gina B., Katy TX

If you get the lobster and shrimp mac, you better share!
If you don’t, it will be shellfish.
-@Currentlysavvy, Instagram

Dad, can you put my shoes on?
Sorry, I’m not your size.
-Tepathome, Twitter

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