June 15, 2020
- Cinco Ranch
- Memorial Drive
- Rice Village
- The Woodlands
- Vintage Park
Dads are the best, even if their jokes are the worst. In honor of Father’s Day we previously asked our guests to tell us their favorite dad joke on our Facebook, Instagram or Twitter pages for a chance to win an e-gift card.
Although the contests, held in 2019 and 2020, have passed, we’d still love for you to share your dad joke this year!
Are you a member of our eClub? If not, sign up now so you can don’t miss our next contest!
We enjoyed reading the jokes guests shared and picked out a few favorites that made us laugh the hardest (or groan the most). Share them with your dad for a laugh this Father’s Day!
Winning Dad Jokes from our last Father’s Day contest:
Winning Dad Jokes from our first Father’s Day contest:
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes a car?
-Brook R, Conroe TX
Why did the pencil stink?
Because it’s a No. 2.
-Christie R., Allen TX
What do you call a snail on a ship?
-Diana M., Alpharetta GA
Where did the pirate get his hook?
The second hand store.
-Eric P., Coppell TX
If a child refuses to sleep during naptime…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
-Gina B., Katy TX
If you get the lobster and shrimp mac, you better share!
If you don’t, it will be shellfish.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
Sorry, I’m not your size.