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Best Dad Jokes

June 15, 2020

Dads are the best, even if their jokes are the worst. In honor of Father’s Day we previously asked our guests to tell us their favorite dad joke on our Facebook, Instagram or Twitter pages for a chance to win an e-gift card.

Best Dad Jokes

Although the contests, held in 2019 and 2020, have passed, we’d still love for you to share your dad joke this year!

Are you a member of our eClub? If not, sign up now so you can don’t miss our next contest!

We enjoyed reading the jokes guests shared and picked out a few favorites that made us laugh the hardest (or groan the most). Share them with your dad for a laugh this Father’s Day!

Winning Dad Jokes from our last Father’s Day contest:

Winning Dad Jokes from our first Father’s Day contest:

 

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes a car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
-Brook R, Conroe TX

Why did the pencil stink?
Because it’s a No. 2.
-Christie R., Allen TX

What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor.
-Diana M., Alpharetta GA

Where did the pirate get his hook?
The second hand store.
-Eric P., Coppell TX

If a child refuses to sleep during naptimeā€¦
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
-Gina B., Katy TX

If you get the lobster and shrimp mac, you better share!
If you don’t, it will be shellfish.
-@Currentlysavvy, Instagram

Dad, can you put my shoes on?
Sorry, I’m not your size.
-Tepathome, Twitter

Want to give your dad a tasty Father’s Day gift?
Bring him to the Black Walnut restaurant nearest you to celebrate!
 
You can also purchase an e-gift card online.
We make gift-buying easy!