Dads are the best, even if their jokes are the worst. In honor of Father’s Day we previously asked our guests to tell us their favorite dad joke on our Facebook, Instagram or Twitter pages for a chance to win an e-gift card.
Although the contests, held in 2019 and 2020, have passed, we’d still love for you to share your dad joke this year!
Are you a member of our eClub? If not, sign up now so you can don’t miss our next contest!
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes a car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
-Brook R, Conroe TX
Why did the pencil stink?
Because it’s a No. 2.
-Christie R., Allen TX
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor.
-Diana M., Alpharetta GA
Where did the pirate get his hook?
The second hand store.
-Eric P., Coppell TX
If a child refuses to sleep during naptime…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
-Gina B., Katy TX
If you get the lobster and shrimp mac, you better share!
If you don’t, it will be shellfish.
-@Currentlysavvy, Instagram
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
Sorry, I’m not your size.
-Tepathome, Twitter
Want to give your dad a tasty Father’s Day gift?
Bring him to the Black Walnut restaurant nearest you to celebrate!
You can also purchase an e-gift card online.
We make gift-buying easy!
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